(three knocks at the door of Sam's dorm room)
Craig: Sam? Are you home?Sam: Yes, I'm over here.
Craig: Uhm, babe... when did you become agoraphobic?
Sam: Huh? Oh, I've just been working on this paper for my political science seminar.
Craig: In your closet?
Sam: Touche.
Craig: Let's go. I'm taking you out.
Sam: But I need to finish my paper.
Craig: Really? Because the calender here on your desk says that your seminar was yesterday. What are you doing in your closet?
Sam: I'm looking for something... (papers rustle) I can't go out right now. I'll call you later.
Craig: Wait, what? Just come out here. What's going on?
Sam: Ugh, nothing. I'm just busy.
Craig: Really? Because when your eyes tear up at the sight of me the word "busy" doesn't really register to me. Come on. Just tell me what's going on.
(Beginning to cry)
Sam: I saw you Craig. I saw you kiss her, and wrap your arms around her. I thought you only looked at me that way, but apparently not.
(Becoming angry)
You've been lying to me. I know there's another girl!
Craig: Yeah Sam, it's you.
Sam: What are you talking about?!
Craig: Felicetti and I have been together for two years now. And you and I have only been together for nine and a half months; you're the other girl.
Sam: What? You're cheating on her with me?!?!
Craig: Yes, but I'm with you because I care about you.
Sam: More than her?
Craig: Well...uh, not exactly. But that doesn't mean I don't care about you.
Sam: I cannot believe you're saying this to me. Why would you tell me that you're in love with me if you're not?
Craig: Because I thought I was in love with you. I just didn't know what love was, and then I realized that it's what I have with Felicetti.
Sam: You broke my heart Craig. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Craig: Sam, please, don't. I'm sorry for everything that I've put you through, but please don't tell her.